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Author: Andrew (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: 08-17-05 15:24
There is a new store in the city and it is full of available men.
The store is 5 floors high and only single women are allowed to enter so they can choose thier man.
Two young girls decide to go to this store so they can find a man.
Upon entering the store they sign up at the counter and are given instructions.
The lady at the counter advises the girls that each floor starting from 1 has a different type of man, the first floor having men with the least desirable qualities and better quality men as the floors are higher, the girls are told that once reaching a particular level and are happy with a man, they must then choose a man and take him home as there are no returns or second chance.
The two girls both agree and are very excited, they enter the elevator which takes them to the 1st floor, Upon entering the 1st floor they see dozens of men and a small sign which reads - "Welcome to Floor 1, on this floor you will find the man who has no bad habits"
The girls look at each other and decide to go to the next level without even looking at these men.
Upon entering the second level they again see many men and a small sign reading - "Welcome to Floor 2, on this floor you will find the man who has no bad habits and likes children" The girls walk in for a look but quickly decide to try the next level and again get back into the lift.
Upon entering the third level they again see many men and a small sign reading - "Welcome to Floor 3, on this floor you will find the man who has no bad habits, he likes children and has a job" Ahhh says one of the girls, I may find my man here on this floor but the other girl says, yes but imagine how good the next floor will be. So again they both decide to try the next level.
Upon entering Level Four they again see plenty of men and a small sign reading - "Welcome Level Four, on this floor you will find the man who has no bad habits, he likes children and has a very good job. He is also very romantic and loves to cook" Both girls walk around the entire floor and gaze at these wonderfull men, but after a few minutes one girl looks at the other and says "Are you thinking what I am thinking? Yes!! says the other girl, just imagine the type of man we can have if we go to the 5th Floor. So both girls run back into the Elevator and proceed to the 5th Floor.
Upon entering Level Five the girls see an empty room and a small sign reading - "Welcome Level 5, You have reach this level because you could not find a suitable man on the lower floors. Unfortunately there is no such thing as a Perfect Man. Please use the stairs on your right to Exit the Building and have a nice day"
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