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Author: James (---.ma.dl.cox.net)
Date: 05-10-05 06:39
I liked this joke that a girl sent to me. Maybe we can get a bit of light hearted humor in here for a change.
So There were 3 turtles Slava the oldest was 375 yrs. Nikita was 250 and the youngest Joseph 100yrs, they decided to go on a picnic they packed the lunch in a basket and began the long journey up the mountain walking 2 weeks 8 weeks, 3 months, 6 months till they found a beautiful place over looking the whole valley, they sat down and opened the basket only to find that no one had packed the beer, Slava looked at Nikita and Nikita looked at Joseph, Joseph said “no! no1 I am not going back for the beer“, but Slava and Nikita convinced him that he was the youngest and fastest and that they promised not to eat any of the food for lunch until he returned, Joseph asked Slava and Nikita again for the promise and they assured him, not to worry they would wait until he returned, so Joseph took off down the mountain and Slava and Nikita sat on the rocks and waited 2 months 6 months 1 year , two years, finally Slava said Nikita, I am getting hungry, I do not think Joseph is coming back let us eat the lunch, so they opened the basket and just then Joseph popped up from behind a rock. And said” I knew that you would eat the lunch with out me and for that reason I did not go down the mountain to get the beer.
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